To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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