Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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