so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg šš
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Iām gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a ābrilliantā idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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