nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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