i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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