He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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