Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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