Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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