so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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