Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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