yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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