This girl is more easily done than said...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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