Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
