I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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