I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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