super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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