lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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