hotel room ftw
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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