By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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