How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
...so i touched it.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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