she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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