Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
it glows. i had to have it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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