I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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