He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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