How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So squirting runs in the family.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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