i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just high enough for therapy.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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