Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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