Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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