put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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