Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Just cropdusted the office
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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