so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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