i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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