if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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