It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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