i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
