My first STD was from a foam party
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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