I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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