fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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