I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm always down for nudity.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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