You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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