Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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