Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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