his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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