He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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