I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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