I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Text me some of your sweat
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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