An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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