Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I touched a dick in church today
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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