waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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