you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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