Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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