Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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