Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she looked like the before picture.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Blow job season was short but glorious.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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